Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Jesus likes hockey

If Jesus likes hockey... which clearly he does.. then why is attendance so low at the the Deja Blue? I mean honestly, we are in the midst of a Christian community with ample entertainment dollars remaining after the tray has been passed through the congregation. Perhaps if more people were exposed to this charming figurine of Jesus playing hockey with the trinity kid and the kid representing man (3# and #6 respectively for those of you not up on your biblical numerology), then more people would find themselves with a desire to see hockey. This figurine could be the answer to all my marketing issues. I mean... Jesus could be the answer to all my marketing issues.

I wonder if there is a Jesus the marketer figurine...

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