Friday, February 22, 2008

Losing my edge

The meanest thing I could think of to say to someone earlier this week was, "well... you eat your boogers!"

When did I get so soft? Next on my list, get kitten, bake cupcakes, and paint rainbows and dancing unicorns on my bedroom wall.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Work, Life, Dating, etc: An In Depth Update

Work: Still going. Every morning. Same time.

Life: Still having it. Not dead. Got the basics... airway, breathing, circulation.

Dating: I'm not.

Etc: My car smells like chlorine and hockey gear.

Thank you all for taking the time to fully update yourselves on my life. I know this has been a lot to take in, but when you are as busy and exciting as I am... well, there can be a lot to say in a blog. I am sorry if any of you found this update overwhelming or if it made you feel like you were somehow of touch with my rock star life. I'll try to keep you more in the loop. Don't try to act like you aren't holding your breath for the next glimps into my world. I know you are. Don't worry, you won't die from holding your breath. You'll just pass out and start breathing again. Unless you're underwater. Don't do that. It has negative consequences... unless you are surrounded by old school lifeguards, pre modified shorter training.