Sunday, April 20, 2008

"You need to get laid"

How many times have I heard that recently? I can't even begin to count the number of people who seem to think that would somehow improve my quality of life. Well... here's the truth of the matter. Please grab a notepad, this is good stuff...

Sex leads to cooties. I know what you're thinking. Circle circle dot dot now you have a cootie shot. But like most shots, you really need a booster every so often for that one to stay potent. And honestly, when was the last time you had one. I think mine was in the 80's.

So avoid cooties by avoiding sex.

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